Baa #20

Water Nymph:
*referring to a scene on television where the actress is being turned on by something peculiar*

That is just wrong. So wrong. It's like getting turned on by watching someone eat an orange.

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Baa #19

Best business pitch. Ever.

Someone:
Are you tired of having to remember all your complicated passwords and account numbers? Wouldn't you rather use that space in your brain for something more fun, let's say, a monkey joke involving donkeys?
Look no further!
Our company will help you remember all those boring, hard-to-recall, donkey+monkey lacking information so you don't have to!
And the best part?

It's a complete FREE service!

All you have to do to be part of this revolutionary, exciting service - is forward us all your CREDIT CARD and BANK ACCOUNT numbers with their respective passwords, and we will take good care of them so you can reassuringly forget all about them!

Gone are the days you have to stress yourself out remembering all these details!
What are you waiting for? Sign up now!

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Baa #18

You know it's somewhat thought-provoking when you drive by and you see:

" SONG SPECIALIST HEART CLINIC"

Makes you think, what exactly this 'clinic' does.

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Baa #17

Bald Monk on his working environment -

Bald Monk:
Some clients i go to have a large, dedicated department that is solely for IT purposes.
In fact, i have seen a HQ building with an entire floor devoted to the IT department.

That on the other hand,

This particular client of mine's entire IT department consists of a single person.
A lone person, that has little to no basic knowledge of a PC, is assigned to be the IT department.

And i have to deal with her.

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Baa #16

Due to the sensitive and probably controversial nature, although very much true, of what the Bald Monk told me one day - here's a different joke from him.

Bald Monk:
Beep! Beep! I'm a Jeep!

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Baa #15

-A joke i overheard-

A little girl brings along her pet kitten to class one day.
Curious, her teacher approaches the little girl, and asks

Teacher:
Why did you bring your little friend to class today?

Girl:
I heard my dad said that he would do something horrible to kitty!
That's why i brought her with me today.

Teacher:
Oh dear. Now what did he say he would do?

Girl:
I heard daddy tell mommy that: "I'm gonna eat that pussy!"

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Baa #14

Me:
I'll be switching our ISP from Broadband to Cable in a couple of days.
It'll be awesome!

Snowflower:
That's cool.
But wait, what about your Facebook and MSN accounts?
Do you have to make a backup, or re-create them from scratch?

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