-A joke i overheard-
A little girl brings along her pet kitten to class one day.
Curious, her teacher approaches the little girl, and asks
Teacher:
Why did you bring your little friend to class today?
Girl:
I heard my dad said that he would do something horrible to kitty!
That's why i brought her with me today.
Teacher:
Oh dear. Now what did he say he would do?
Girl:
I heard daddy tell mommy that: "I'm gonna eat that pussy!"
-end-
Monday, February 21, 2011
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Baa #14
Me:
I'll be switching our ISP from Broadband to Cable in a couple of days.
It'll be awesome!
Snowflower:
That's cool.
But wait, what about your Facebook and MSN accounts?
Do you have to make a backup, or re-create them from scratch?
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I'll be switching our ISP from Broadband to Cable in a couple of days.
It'll be awesome!
Snowflower:
That's cool.
But wait, what about your Facebook and MSN accounts?
Do you have to make a backup, or re-create them from scratch?
-end-
Saturday, February 12, 2011
Baa #13
Bald Monk:
When you mention the board game "RISK", there will be two types of people - each with their own reaction.
The first type:
"RISK"? I've only heard about it, and have never played it before. Sounds awesome.
Shall we try it out one day?
The second type:
"RISK"? "RISK"?! The insanely rubbish boardgame that takes forever to finish and is a constant challenge to bore yourself to death?
"RISK"!?! EARGHH!!!
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When you mention the board game "RISK", there will be two types of people - each with their own reaction.
The first type:
"RISK"? I've only heard about it, and have never played it before. Sounds awesome.
Shall we try it out one day?
The second type:
"RISK"? "RISK"?! The insanely rubbish boardgame that takes forever to finish and is a constant challenge to bore yourself to death?
"RISK"!?! EARGHH!!!
-end-
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Baa #12
In vein of explaining how things work...
Me:
Every wonder how does companies make packaged shelled nuts?
I mean, when you open a pack of honey-roasted hazelnuts or peanuts without the shell, wonder how they do it?
Simple!
Firstly, the nuts are put into a machine where huge hammers bash away at them, cracking the hard shells.
Then, special nut magnets are used to suck the nuts away from the battered shells.
Of course, different magnets are used for different nuts - you have sunflower seed magnets for sunflower seeds, walnut magnets for walnuts and peanut magnets for peanuts!
And all they have to do, is collect the nuts from the magnets and package them!
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Me:
Every wonder how does companies make packaged shelled nuts?
I mean, when you open a pack of honey-roasted hazelnuts or peanuts without the shell, wonder how they do it?
Simple!
Firstly, the nuts are put into a machine where huge hammers bash away at them, cracking the hard shells.
Then, special nut magnets are used to suck the nuts away from the battered shells.
Of course, different magnets are used for different nuts - you have sunflower seed magnets for sunflower seeds, walnut magnets for walnuts and peanut magnets for peanuts!
And all they have to do, is collect the nuts from the magnets and package them!
-end-
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Baa #11
Jo-kun:
Do you know the principle in quantum theory know as Schrodinger's Cat?
In short, the theory dictates that a cat is placed inside a box with a radioactive substance, which might or might not decay.
If the substance decays, the cat would die a horrible death.
If the substance does not, the cat would be horribly bored.
Because of the cat being in the box, we cannot know if the cat is DEAD or BORED. According to quantum physics, the cat is both alive and dead at the same time, in a superposition of states.
It is only when an we open the box, the superposition is lost - and the cat becomes either DEAD or BORED. As such, the outcome (from many different outcomes) can only exist when an observation is made.
...
That is exactly what Magic booster packs are. COCK or JACE.
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Do you know the principle in quantum theory know as Schrodinger's Cat?
In short, the theory dictates that a cat is placed inside a box with a radioactive substance, which might or might not decay.
If the substance decays, the cat would die a horrible death.
If the substance does not, the cat would be horribly bored.
Because of the cat being in the box, we cannot know if the cat is DEAD or BORED. According to quantum physics, the cat is both alive and dead at the same time, in a superposition of states.
It is only when an we open the box, the superposition is lost - and the cat becomes either DEAD or BORED. As such, the outcome (from many different outcomes) can only exist when an observation is made.
...
That is exactly what Magic booster packs are. COCK or JACE.
-end-
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