Best business pitch. Ever.Someone:Are you tired of having to remember all your complicated passwords and account numbers? Wouldn't you rather use that space in your brain for something more fun, let's say, a monkey joke involving donkeys? Look no further! Our company will help you remember all those boring, hard-to-recall, donkey+monkey lacking information so you don't have to! And the best part?It's a complete FREE service!All you have to do to be part of this revolutionary, exciting service - is forward us all your CREDIT CARD and BANK ACCOUNT numbers with their respective passwords, and we will take good care of them so you can reassuringly forget all about them! Gone are the days you have to stress yourself out remembering all these details! What are you waiting for? Sign up now!
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You know it's somewhat thought-provoking when you drive by and you see:" SONG SPECIALIST HEART CLINIC" Makes you think, what exactly this 'clinic' does.-end-
Bald Monk on his working environment - Bald Monk:Some clients i go to have a large, dedicated department that is solely for IT purposes. In fact, i have seen a HQ building with an entire floor devoted to the IT department.That on the other hand,This particular client of mine's entire IT department consists of a single person.
A lone person, that has little to no basic knowledge of a PC, is assigned to be the IT department. And i have to deal with her.-end-
Due to the sensitive and probably controversial nature, although very much true, of what the Bald Monk told me one day - here's a different joke from him.Bald Monk:Beep! Beep! I'm a Jeep!-end-
